If you're asking the question seriously

...then here's a serious answer to what life is like in Canada. But I'm with the author in thinking we need the "best Americans to stay home and try to fix things."
However slowly.

(via rc3.org)

Update: DHinMI at dailyKos has a nice response to those looking for a better life through emigration: sit down . . .

We must remember that even though a narrow majority of voters chose Bush over Kerry, it does not follow that a majority want the kind of nation and government that Bush and his minions surely hope to create. Then, we must stand firm and hold our ground.

Update II: A Harper's reader offers a guide to practical considerations of expatriation, whether you might be considering the EU or an imaginary nation . . .