Sometimes, all you need is randomness

...such as this inspired idea from the crazed folk at McSweeney's:

George W. Bush Quotations in Which the Words "God" or "The Almighty" or "The Almighty God" Are Replaced by Famous Names Chosen at Random From the '80s Edition of Trivial Pursuit

(really, what more do you need than the title? well, maybe freedom to worship Oliver North...)