Pundit for hire

Feeling left out from the wave of conservative pundits hired to schill for government programs, this enterprising fellow just auctioned off his services on eBay.

Since the Bush Administration hasn’t called (yet), I’m dropping a not-so-subtle hint that I, too, have bills to pay. I’m making my services as a talk host, writer and pundit available quickly and easily right here on eBay. And, because I’m a true conservative capitalist, my services are available to the highest bidder!

Too beautiful.

(via Fables of the Reconstruction)