The eye of a needle

You gotta visit this too funny send-up of The Rapture, in which the doctrinal requirements were apparently so precise that barely anybody measured up:

Dan Wilson of Ottawa, Canada, was snatched away while sleeping.
"He spent years refining his eschatological scheme," says his wife. "Just last week he told me he had it all right, but I still disagreed with him on a minor point. I regret that now."

(via Follow Me Here)