Tee hee

Steven Colbert's advice on how to be an expert on anything (in his unique "it's what I feel, not what the facts say" style).

Be Sure to Use Lots of Abbreviations and Acronyms. Someone who says the words operations security may be educated, but the person who uses the military abbreviation Opsec is clearly an expert. If I use the term Gitmo, that means I’ve actually been there. If you say, “We’re going to Defcon 1,” it means you probably have the launch codes. Real experts don’t have time for extra syllables.

Lovely.

(via boing boing)