Oh yay!

Nothing chippers my Friday morning like gloomy economic forecasts!

This economy can't get back on track because the track we were on for years -- featuring flat or declining median wages, mounting consumer debt, and widening insecurity, not to mention increasing carbon in the atmosphere -- simply cannot be sustained.

That sounds right, but it also sounds like the best place to keep your money secure may be under the mattress after all. Grim times.